How could I have been so fucking stupid. Why in the fuck did I even.. like what the mother fucking fuck.
|1/4 of me wants to be alone|
|1/4 of me wants to have a relationship|
|1/4 of me wants to go have sex and be a slut|
|1/4 of me wants to eat everything|
its 2015 and everyone still hates me
just planning ahead
I need someone to teach me how to be sexy.
I need sexy lessons.
I truly think I’m going to have problems in my relationships because I’m not sexy.
I think I’m naturally sexy(like, I look sexy in normal situations) but I don’t know how to sexy things.
Like, I have no clue how to dance all sexy for someone.
I have no clue how to take sexy pictures.
I have no fucking clue how to do things that would just ooze sexiness.
I just don’t.
I need help.
This is urgent.
This is so important!
I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.
Don’t be me.
Oooh yes these are good
Asking those questions got me my job!
gotta keep this in mind now